You can almost hear the sales pitch: "She's a professional organizer! He's a mess!"
Widower Jim (Adam Sandler) is raising three girls as though they were boys: Androgynous 15 year old Hilary goes by Larry, his middle daughter's legal name is Espn (get it?!) and his 4 year old is named Lou.
Yet for every scene pitched to the tween and younger crowd, there's another featuring a couple of rhinos doin' it. Or Lauren's assistant talking about how sore she is after sex. Or plenty of jokes about teenage masturbation. Or middle fingers. Or a horrifyingly specific tampon gag.
In fact, its members should be forced to wear matching T shirts proclaiming "We're that family that's the target audience for "Blended' " just so you can see them coming.
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suffering through the very real pain of being all but abandoned by their absentee dad.
Lauren and Jim go on a disastrous blind date. He doesn't bother to change out of his Dick's Sporting Goods work shirt, and he takes her to Hooters.
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least a dozen mentions of the two establishments as part of product placement that's so blatant, the movie might as well have been called "Dick's Sporting Goods Presents a Hooters Production of 'Blended.' "
other, Lauren, Jim and their kids end up being forced Prada Bags Design And Price to share a suite during an African safari, because that's the sort of thing that just happens in movies like this.
Somewhere, there's a family that's the target audience for "Blended."
And then you can flee.
You do not want to be anywhere near this family.
On the surface, "Blended" appears to be a family comedy.
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Espn really misses her dead mom, who's kind of become her invisible friend. Larry has trouble transitioning from tomboy to girly girl. Lou desperately needs a mother figure. And Lauren's boys are Prada Handbags Australia
All of that's perfect for that target audience family, the one with the adorable little girl who just can't get enough sex jokes.
But back to that target audience family.
Looking for film family that can act fairly normal
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